I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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