I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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