Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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