I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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