thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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