That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Panties = found
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
