Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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