I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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