This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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