Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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