I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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