I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm like, not good at living.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
