this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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