I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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