How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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