K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's shark week go big or go home
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