Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Panties = found
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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