Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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