what if I'm pregnant?
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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