Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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