Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
its liver damage thursday
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