Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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