I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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