On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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