Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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