I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize