I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Randomize
