i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i need some magic done to my vagina
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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