it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
