I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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