i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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