thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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