People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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