At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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