hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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