So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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