Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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