Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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