Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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