Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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