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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  honey you're def caucasian

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after

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• (516): View more from New York

  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Pants off. Spirits lifted.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!

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