it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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