Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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