why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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