I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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