The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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