butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my being single is dangerous.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I need a burrito and a hug.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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