i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Randomize