That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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