your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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