How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
where are you?
Hypothermia
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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