I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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