I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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